Gamer! writer x Gamer! Reader

Gamer! Writer X Gamer! Reader
Chapter 1: The Quickening
By OP-OTPS

We waz having a slepovur at ur parents’ house. We waz in the bassmint playing mincraft on ur Polystation 4. U wanted to make a monumint to pewdypies pennis, but I said n0 that’s silli, we shuld mek a monumen to marki plyers’ penus. Then ur dad cam down the stares and tell us to go 2 sleep bcuz it wuz l8 and he had 2 get up in the mourning 2 go to church. I want’d 2 go as well, butt ur daddy sed I couldn’t go becuz I a waz a faggot, which was porbably tru. As soon as ur daddy w3nt back upstares, we resumned wif the arguing. U made sum valid points and I made sum more valid pointz and we decided to mak a model ov markyplyers penis.

   Half way thru, u got scared bcuz u did knot no wut a penis look like and did nut know wat 2 do. So I smil at u smexily and pull down my poopee diaper to revel my glonous 3-inch eshrektion. U were so excited u wuld uv thought you got 2 AOL cds in the mail 4 thee price ov one. Wuld u liek to poly with mai joystick? I sed sexily and u said yes thankayou. So den u start 2 put penis in ur mothu like it was a pice of bread and I sed o baby o babby, that is the stuff I am havign the sexy fun. I culd tell that u wer enjoying al ov my 3 inches.

   Then we here a nock at the basmint door, and u bit my pen a lil bitt cuz u were scare like u had just polyed amnesia: the dork descent which is realli scari (incase u r not a l33t gamr and did nut no). hastily, I tried to hidded my peni5 as ur mom came down the stare. Ur mom made it downstare (she has alsheimer so I waz worrie) and asked us wut was goin on. We tryd to look innycent, but u had a lil bit of my penis juice on ur chin. She ask us wut was that and u say it was choclety milk, and then we all laff and then she say siriusly tho, u guys r faggots.

Fin.